omg can we just appreciate this moment
like Bradley seemed genuinely excited at Gluttony expressing interest in girls. His head did little motion lines and everything. He’s just PUTTING CHASING LING AND LAN FAN ON HOLD to discuss Gluttony’s sexuality.
but then Gluttony KILLS it, revealing he’s just into eating people and Bradley’s like “ugh just leave”. He was curious and interested for a minute tho, I think he thought he’d finally found something to relate to Gluttony on, A BRO HE COULD TALK ABOUT GIRLS WITH, like “hey do you like it when women slap you because I’m super into that” .
I mean who else is he going to talk to he is literally the only person in their group who is even faintly implied to be attracted to anyone. is he going to talk to Envy about girls no those conversations would go nowhere “I SURE DO LOVE WATCHING HUMANS SUFFER” like dead end there. dead end.
but nope Gluttony had to let him down.
This has been going the rounds again so I’m just gonna add onto it- I bet when Greed joined the group Bradley was SUPER EXCITE to discuss women with him, but unfortunately he couldn’t without Ling interrupting.
"Greed, you’ve been with a lot of women right? I’m having some trouble with my wife and-"
"OH I’VE GOT SOME ADVICE ON WOMEN FOR YOU. GENERALLY THEY DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO A DIRTY SNEAK ATTACK AND STAB THEM"
"oh good it’s prince…whoever"
"MY NAME IS LING. THEY ALSO DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU CHASE THEM DOWN AND PUT THEM IN A POSITION WHERE THEY HAVE TO CUT OFF THEIR OWN ARM, YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
"Can’t you control him Greed"
"Not when you’re around, you provoke him, go away"
"MORE GOOD ADVICE ABOUT WOMEN: I’D WATCH YOUR STEP BECAUSE PROBABLY ONE OF THEM IS COMING BACK FOR YOU ANY DAY NOW. SHE’LL BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE YOU DIE."
"FINE. I’ll just get my wife flowers or something"
"TELL YOUR WIFE TO SAVE THEM FOR YOUR FUNERAL"
“So much for sibling bonding”